After a year of uncertainty, misdirection, monumental f*ckups and of course, not forgetting sheer incompetence, I finally got my position of Assistant Principal at Nuova Lazio High School confirmed yesterday.
Now if I can just convince the powers-that-be at Novopay to actually put some bloody money in the bank, I shall be content.
I've been missing all the bloggers, and will be visiting you all in the near future. It will take some time to catch up on all of the posts, so please be patient.
Just to keep m'blog in its accustomed style, here's a little something to keep you going.
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Good to see you back!
ReplyDeleteThank you Jacqueline, I'll be calling on your blog soon to see what I've missed.
DeleteWait until a night when insomnia rears it's head....oh, and Glasgow of course; how could I not, when they even named a library for me? Won't it be fun seeing me try to explain things like 'haud yer wheesht', and 'bampot'; I'm sure you'll correct me if I get it wrong.
DeleteThey named a library Jacqueline?
DeleteWhat a bunch of bampots.
How lovely to have you back .... after your appearance in the Dom Post I assumed you had moved on to traditional media for sharing your life with the world. Much nicer to have you in the blogisphere!
ReplyDeleteYou saw it?
DeleteI prefer the blogosphere, I've got more control, and you know how much of a control freak I am.
Good to hear you are alive and well TSB. Been wondering how you've been getting on with all that BS at work around your position and back pay. Managed to sell your house yet? Can't wait to see your future posts.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on your promotion becoming official even though you have been doing the job for over a year now. Hope the money rolls in soon.
My goodness, you certainly have good sources of information. When are you starting your blog?
DeleteStill up in Heretaunga ?
Yes I keep my eyes open and my ears to the ground. I don't want to start a blog as everyone I know who has one ends up building up a following then they cease it. Why disappoint. No finished there at end of 2010. been at UHC since. Come over to us. We are looking for a new AP at present - refer to gazette for details. More money and closer to home. Plus we need someone with exceptional KAMAR and Reporting experience to replace what we are loosing. They are defecting to HIBS.
DeleteI'm actually getting more than that advertised. Well I would be getting more of NovoWontPay get their act together.
DeleteAh so you are still doing the HOF as well as the DP duties. Lots of MUs for you (well eventually in theory).
DeleteI should not try to poach you as NLHS would collapse into dust without you to run the place! How do you keep your stamina up or is it the whisky and Mrs Twisted's exceptional cooking?
I'm sorry to say that the whisky doesn't feature that often these days.
DeleteRe-reading this and not sure what you meant by Heretaunga. Am I still at the school or suburb? Well as I said I have been at another school since 2011. I have never lived in Heretaunga. Have lived in Trentham and Elderslea in Upper Hutt and Melbourne though.
DeleteYaaaaaay, you're back! I love a happy ending.
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Hi Di,
Deleteit may look happy at the moment, but only time will tell.
Good to see you back, we were thinking of sending out a search party...
ReplyDeleteLike the one that's looking for that Malaysian plane?
DeleteI blame UFOs
Typical---I move you on to the naughty step for going all silent on us, and then you're back.
ReplyDeleteBut excellent news. How I have missed your spicy misanthropic tales of the chalkface. Welcome back to the community of narcissists!
You've got a naughty step?
DeleteWhy are you not on it then?
I look forward to tickling your taste buds soon
Ooh this is good news. Will put the kettle on and wait for the all the gossip.
ReplyDeleteGossip?
DeleteI know not of which you speak.
All my stuff is pure unadulterated rubbish, not gossip.
Just see what happens next.
Congrats on the new yob. Now the fun starts. Heh. I hope you are being compensated in a manner that is appropriate for your advanced skill set.
ReplyDeleteI've ben doinig the "new" job for the last 14 months, but the pay side is still stuffed up.
DeleteNo organisation can really afford to pay me for my range of truly exceptional skills, but I can always hope.
Welcome back! I like your new hairstyle, it makes you look 40 years younger.
ReplyDeleteThank you.
Delete(It's a wig, but don't tell anyone)
Oh shit.
ReplyDeleteThank you Alistair,
DeleteI know that's from the heart.
So how do you survive the stress?
ReplyDeleteLots and lots of sex.
DeletePlus I scream at the kids a lot.
First line - Too Much Information TMI
DeleteSecond Line - I already know that
SO does this mean you scream while having sex?
Maybe you had better not answer that question. Not sure I care to know really.
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